The Dan And Steve Show Show

New Podcast!

2006-06-16T00:48:41Z

Taste it hos, for it is lurvely.

http://www.thegreatestguyintheworld.com/podcasts/dasss61306.mp3

victory is mine!

2006-05-16T00:56:45Z

Here, ladies and gents, is the first finished edit of anything even resembling a podcast. Your mission? to dowload it, listen to it, and for the love of fuck give me feedback. I need it like ian needs crack. So get to it!

http://www.thegreatestguyintheworld.com/podcasts/

...sluts.

success leads to sleep

2006-04-21T07:38:49Z

The first vague experiments of the DASSS, performed while drinking in ian's basement, have come to me and are being edited. Anyone that wants to hear the first draft of test three can email me- i'll post it here as soon as i get it hosted, will be when it is less three am. Ciao.

Old Notes

2006-04-20T22:06:34Z

These are the first notes i took on what might be in the show, and how it might be organized. They're not terribly impressive, but then, we're still in the beginning stages. Approx two weeks old, and far from all-inclusive.

The dan and steve show show, starring chris ian and mike: actually a show
Reading this will make you smarter.

3 ½ hour (approx) casts- mon, wed, fri

Including:
Ask Dr. Gay 1x a week

Mike reams you: your guide to suicide 1x a week

Ian’s grammar corner 1x a week

What horrible thing happened to chris this week?1x a week

Where’s jodo? When appropriate

Movie Review-3 mon, wed, fri, New Release, Must own DVD, now in theaters

Male-sack

Dan & Steve: a look back

Let’s talk booze

What Chris Doesn’t Know: A case study in education reform

What did we learn this week?

Format:

30-40 minute p00dc4s7

Monday: -25 + gay
Movie Review: Now in theaters- 10 mins
3 exposition, 7 discussion
Ask Dr. Gay- As long as gay’s auxiliary cockhole is flapping
Ian’s Grammar Corner- 5 mins
Let’s Talk Booze- 5 mins
What Chris Doesn’t Know- 5 mins

Wednesday: 25 + tangent
Movie Review: New Release- 10 mins
3 exposition, 7 discussion
Dan & Steve: a look back- 5 mins
Mike Reams You- 10 mins
5 rant, 5 discussion

Friday: -25 + outro
Movie Review: Must Own DVD- 10 mins
3 exposition, 7 discussion
Male-sack- 5 mins
Dan & Steve: a look back- 5 mins
What horrible thing happened to Chris this week? – 5 mins
What did we learn this week? -outro

First Segment Blurb

2006-04-20T21:18:18Z

Tales From the Left Coast

"Angry Canadian/Hippy Texan trapped in a left coast lease offering insight and platitudes on this weeks homeless fight, gathered protest and drug usage at the UN Plaza in downtown SF.
And maybe comics and a movie review that starts with "It's okay to be a homicidal psychopath when..."

Hopefully, I'll be receiving the first draft of a segment soon.

::stares at ajpursell ::

Feel free to leave nasty comments on his livejournal in the interim.

Also, Alan, send me a short Bio. It can be completely fictitious if you like.

The rundown

2006-04-20T14:40:24Z

So, my lovelies, since i have little to do at work today i'm going to attempt to outline, in a very vague way, what it is we're trying to do here, to give better context to ideas, suggestions, and supplications to cease before the fourth seal is broken. I am still at work, however, so this will likely be a work in progress, updated throughout the day until it's thorough, so check back often. Sluts.

Format:
The thing i have most hammered out is the format. I don't have access to my notes on it, but i can outline it here and throw the notes up when i get home. Each show will be approximately 30 minutes in length, varying largely based on how many interesting things we have to talk about, and how much i feel like editing before passing out. There will be 1-3 5 minute segments each show, again depending on available content. Those of you who are more reliable, or simply have more consistent free time, will likely have a regular spot assigned to one of the casts: mon, wed, fri. I will be very, very unhappy if one of those segments can't go up as planned. If you want one, i need the commitment. Otherwise, we can all be perfectly happy with a 'whenever' segment- as in, whenever i get one, i'll find somewhere to squeeze it in. You'll have less of a fanbase, but you'll also have more free time. Life is a tradeoff. The rest of the show will be dialogue- We will be largely recording in one large, painful two or three hour block on saturdays or sundays, when chris is more available, and the show will be parsed down from those into three episodes, with more current audio being recorded if neccessary during the week. It is my intention to work the tech so that anyone that wants to be on, even if they can't be -there-, will have that opportunity, and i know it's possible but i still need to look into costs and implementation. Mostly, it involves skype.

So...

2006-04-20T06:20:34Z

Thus begins my attempts to catalogue the progress of my upcoming podcast (along with chris, ian, and likely many of you), The Dan and Steve Show Show- Actually a show!
It is my hope that with all of your creativity, madness, and tendency to speak despite conventional wisdom suggesting you should shut the fuck up, i'll be able to create something entertaining, hilarious and really goddamn offensive. So i can earn the money to enslave the jews and the gays. Twice. Tomorrow, when it's less two in the morning, i'll post the show notes i have so far, and the segments we're working on refining. Nothing's locked into the show yet, so there's lots to be done. And two months to do it in. W00t. For some of you, you may never have seen me work on a creative project i was really interested in before. If not, you'll get to see where all my motivation is- it actually hides out in the basement until i do something like this, and then i run myself into the goddamn ground. But i'm brilliant, you're all brilliant, and i expect great things from this.

And i know where you all sleep.